#11Trolley Folly

I like the thrill of the chase... Finding bargains...you know?... Well you can certainly do that at Costco. We went on a family outing there this afternoon with some friends who have a membership... Shout out to Bel and Dave... Honestly I really enjoyed it. We had a lot of fun with our daughter and our friends and we got some cheap stuff which is always good when you have a family but despite generally having the power to block annoying things out, I couldn't help but notice one thing. The lack of manners and consideration shown by those around us. 

  

People of Australia I ask you... Have manners gone out the door? What about consideration? Out the window? 

At Costco everyone has a huuuuuge trolley to carry their huuuuuuge bulk supply of toilet paper and, suffice to say, those things are not easy to manoeuvre. So, would not a little order be called for? Nup... Trolleys going here...going there...without a care in the world...except to nab the next bargain of course.

That's why I've invented a super hero for Costco to help customers enjoy their shopping experience a bit more... 

Enter "Nanna Manner"! 

A wise old gal who confronts those who show a lack of manners and consideration and puts them back on the right track.

She tells people to keep left unless overtaking another trolley.

She outlaws kicking, spitting, pulling and pushing.

And she enforces vigilance and mindfulness to those around you at all times.

Costco... If you're listening... You need Nanna Manner pronto. Actually scrap that... Australia YOU need Nanna Manner... I think we might be a confused nation when it comes to manners. I don't want the country that my daughter is inheriting from me to be like this in the future. Something must be done!

"Nanna Manner... Save us!"

K.I.R :)

#10 K.I.S.S

Sorry to disappoint guys but this is not a "How to" guide to kissing. Actually now I think about it it's much more boring than that. Nevertheless... I choose to continue. 
   You may recall in post #1, I mentioned that I have some mantras for my life... Well today, in conjunction with International day of happiness, I have decided to talk about one of them. " Keep it simple" and by "it" I mean life. 
  Since I can remember, I've never wanted to live a complicated life. My parents will even tell you stories of my telling them this at a very young age. " Mum, I just want to live a simple life." I would say. And for the most part I think I have to this point. Although, having Jemma has certainly added another layer to my life... All be it, one which I don't regret a bit and which gives me great joy.  I do often wonder though, why?, as humans, we seem to need to complicate. I think happiness can come from "just being"...being content with what we have. I understand that there are circumstances out of our control that can help to complicate our lives but I also think that some of us look for something to complicate our lives. Better Job, more money, new clothes, bigger house, more activities to do with our kids etc. 
The happiest moment I've had this week was sitting in our big red reading chair just cuddling my baby after reading a book. That was enough.
What would life look like if we didn't pressure ourselves to have more, more, more and just said Enough, enough, enough... Be content...and arguably...happy?

Just something to ponder this week... Keep it real people! 

P.s Happy International day of Happiness for Friday 20th :) 

#9 Things to look for when buying a... Pram

Warning: The following piece is an attempt at satire and sarcasm. Please don't take it too seriously!

Things to look for when buying a...

Pram

These days there are so many Prams on the market that it can be hard deciding which one to buy. Here is a fool proof list of things you need in a good pram.

1. Wheels- always good to have wheels. They keep the pram moving.

2. A seat - it's nice to have somewhere for your child to sit in a pram. Comfort first!

3. Handles- these make pushing a breeze!

4. Big basket under the seat- Holds more stuff... Like shopping bags!

5. Brakes- help to prevent rolling accidents on hills and train platforms and keep the pram steady on a bus.

6. Sun hood- stops nosey onlookers from taking a sneaky-peek at your baby at the shops... Oh and UV Rays... It keeps those pesky strong Aussie UV Rays from hitting the silky soft skin of your bub... Hence aiding the prevention of skin cancer.

7. Straps- nothing like strapping a child down... No...but seriously... They're a good safety feature... Especially on hills and train platforms :) 

And remember to take this helpful list with you when you go to the Baby Warehouse to buy your pram! You can't go wrong! 

K.I.R!!!!